Sep 5, 2004
Against all odds........(The Postal Service)
"Why does life suck?"
- Ibanez
because its your "head in ass" perspective that makes it suck. you could say 'hooray' for completeing a lot of work on an essay, or say 'fuckign shit i hate essays' because it's due in two days and you stayed up until 3:00 in the morning working on it. thats why life sucks. Because your perspective is shoved so far up the poop chute that you can't see the good in small things.
Courtesy of Brian for no one could come up with an answer like this for that question!
Posted at 06:00 pm by Tanzly
Aug 26, 2004
I like to move it move it....... (DDR)
"if apes are organizing and are going to be taking over the world why do they still fling poo at each other?"
- Joce
Because Brandon deleted his blogs!!! They are upset by this act of "i don't know what" that they have gone back to flinging poo at each other! Also, it is a clever cover up to prove to us they are not that smart and are nor organizing to take over the world.
Posted at 05:07 pm by Tanzly
Aug 23, 2004
heart shaped box.............(Nirvana)
"Where did all of the anvils go? Like I mean they were really popular with the black smiths and Warner Brother cartoons…so where did they all go?"
- bs
Well my dear Brandon, that is simple. The new generations (damn them) decided the Warner brother cartoon were not so popular as they ahd been with the previous generation. Therefore Warner Brother quit making anvils! As for the blacksmiths, they died out when technology came around!
Posted at 02:10 pm by Tanzly
Aug 15, 2004
A peanut sat on a railroad track........
"whats the deal with air plane peanuts, i mean, its almost impossible to open them, like who r they trying to keep out of there?"
- Aaron
The deal with the peanuts is:
They're really a top secret oraganization and if too many people can figure out how to open them.....well....you've heard of stories where planes just crash and they don't know why...*cough cough* *shifty eyes*.
Posted at 07:57 pm by Tanzly
I wanna be like you.......(Jungle Book song)
"when are the apes gonna rebel and take over the world? "
- Aaron
In about 2012 A.D. They just wanna collect all their resources and train, train, train to be the best....watch Planet of the Apes and you should know how organized they are...but they woun't look like that...they'll still look like apes....only because it will fool us to believe they are harmless...damn dirty apes!
Posted at 07:55 pm by Tanzly
Aug 14, 2004
If your happy and you know it........
"Are you happy?."
- hmmmmm
Yupp....i usually am....unless something gives me a reason not to be happy! Life is too short to be serious and not have fun! Live it at it's best!
Posted at 07:50 pm by Tanzly
Aug 9, 2004
Eye of the Beholder..........(Metallica)
"do you know how it feels to be the third wheel?"
- Nemisis
Nobody can make you feel anything for you are the only one who has control over your feelings. And please check out http://bsanswers.blogdrive.com for he has all the answers :P!
Posted at 04:43 pm by Tanzly
Naked in the rain................(Dio)
"how does mr. bananapants feel about this?"
- Aaron
First off....which mr. bananapants are we talking about? Is it that the one who sticks a banana in his pants to make himself look like he is hung like a horse....? Or is it the one who's pants are made of banana peels....? Regardless of which one of the 2 banana pants we are talking of, he shall be very pleased that i=he is informed of a new question blogg! BS will tell it...not necissarily how it is...but how it would be in the real world....aka...smartass and right to the point!
Posted at 04:36 pm by Tanzly
Aug 6, 2004
Arabian Techno...........(Gigi D'Agostino)
"can "u" or "I" trust a BF or GF with secret msn and email accounts? and secret profile also that is different than the one "u" or "I" would know about"
- Unhappy
Oke....first off....I have no clue what you mean by "u" and "i" in quotations and such. All i know is that some people do have more than one msn account and profile and as long as it is not being used in a deceiteful way, there should be no problem with it. If you do have a problem with it, talk to them about it. If they cover it up with lies, then you know if you can be with them. Also, if you have to think about whether or not you trust them, it is obvious you don't. Trust cannot be questioned unless it was never there or they have proved they cannot be trusted. You shouldn't be with someone unless you trust them....that's how it works.
As for Jess's Question....who knows why they wanna know. Mayhap they do not trust the person and are questioning that person's faithfullness.
Posted at 07:30 pm by Tanzly
Aug 5, 2004
Back in time.............(Eiffel 65)
"what do you do when you still love a best friend and it's almost your birthday and you find out that his girlfriend hates you because of your race so badly that she will not come to your birthday party?"
- Strangergirl
I think that this friend you love, his girlfriend and you should sit down together (ALL TOGETHER) and have a talk about this problem.
Posted at 07:16 pm by Tanzly
